This really does work!!! The good thing about it is that the heavier you are, the more weight you drop in the same amount of time. This includes no dieting and no exercising, and it's so simple. None of the ads that pop up on every single website can compare to this.
Step One: Get naked. Don't ask questions, just do it.
Step Two: Go out into the garage.
Step Three: Have a seat on the tool bench.
Step Four: Grab a hatchet, saw, or machete, etc.
Step Five: Lop off your left leg.
Bam. Congrats. You've just dropped 20 lbs.
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im really concerned about the lengths you are willing to go to, to obtain youth and thinness. you might die. i will give the eulogy at your funeral.
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