Oh wow, I guess I'm really bad at this. But I'm back...for now. Who knows, I'll probably take another hiatus soon, and blame it on the fact that I'm INTP.
That's right, I've taken the Myers-Briggs personality test, and I'm INTP. I make up less than 3-5% of the population. I don't know if that makes me unique or a prime candidate for mental disorders. Bah, I'm pretending it's making me unique - AND, who's surprised that I'm introverted? Come on, guys, I've known all along I'm an introvert, and now that I'm officially diagnosed as one, I'm using it as an excuse to finally voice my dislike for my fellow humans.
Nah, I kid, I kid. I like people. Some of them. Sometimes. But anyways, due to this discovery (along with the other things I discovered about myself via this test), I've decided to take the initiative and humor evolutionists. I'm going to go ahead and take the plunge by morphing society into the next level of evolving. I mean, we started off as apes, right? Then cavemen, then humans...then we stopped. Why stop there??? Come on, human beings are overrated.
Allow me to introduce to you the next link - ePeople. Right? Virtual people! How awesome is that?! This is great news for introverts like me, who oftentimes prefer solitude, but ultimately have to tolerate social settings. This is where ePeople come in! Do I want to talk to the person who sat kitty-corner from me in freshman psychology class? Not even a little bit. I haven't talked to him/her in 8 years. Do I have to? Well, sometimes...if and when our paths cross. Now I can avoid this by messaging them on facebook! Voila! I can now have a relationship with Amelia What's-Her-Name-and-I-Can't-Even-Tell-You-Her-Married-Name-Because-I-Don't-Even-Know-Or-Care-If-She's-Married-Or-Not right here on the internet without ever having to get dressed and go to a restaurant to spend time with her. Boom. Amelia is no longer an entity; she's an ePerson. And my best friend.
And I'm a Creationist.
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